Not My Circus… But We Know Where the Clowns Are - D.C. Special Edition

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Not My Circus… But We Know Where the Clowns Are - D.C. Special Edition
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- Wonkyman T-Shirts
Tired of the political circus in Washington?
This shirt says what every red-blooded American is thinking.
Shadowy clowns, a war-torn Capitol, and a battle-worn flag set the tone — and the record straight.
Vintage ink style, distressed grit, and no-nonsense message.
💪 Built for:
➤ The fed-up and freedom-minded
➤ Political outsiders
➤ Patriots who don’t clown around
💰 Premium Quality:
Printed on soft-as-hell premium tees.
Guaranteed to get nods from strangers and stares from commies.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
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