🔥 “Ears – Open. Eyeballs – Click.”

The legend is real, and he’s screaming in your face. Bigfoot in full USMC drill instructor gear, fist clenched, veins popping, rocking that iconic campaign cover. The words say it all: United States Marine Corps – Drill Instructor.

This shirt is for every Marine, veteran, and patriot who’s ever been smoked by a DI or wished they could unleash one like this on the world.

💎 PREMIUM WARRIOR-GRADE APPAREL 💎
This isn’t a tourist Bigfoot tee. Wonkyman shirts are cut, stitched, and printed for patriots who expect their gear to last as long as their convictions. Heavy-duty cotton blends, battle-tested ink, and a fit built for real Americans – not fast fashion.

✅ Premium, heavy-duty cotton blend – built for barracks PT, bar fights, or backyard BBQs
✅ Back Print Hero Graphic – bold Bigfoot DI, complete with SSGT chevrons and full USMC text
✅ Distressed vintage finish – worn-in like an old field manual
✅ Military style patch image (left sleeve) – "Ears - Open. Eyeballs - Click."
✅ Wonkyman Approved – for Marines, patriots, and those who know DI wrath 🤘

🇺🇸 USMC Bigfoot Shirt 🦍 Drill Instructor Tee 💥 Ears Open Eyeballs Click Shirt 💪 Patriotic Military Apparel